lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

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  • Mom: son, eat your greens so you can grow up big and strong
  • Me: na fam I can smoke green and still flex
  • Mom: raw
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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
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nourhhh:

You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

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