• skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*
(Reblogged from dismaydistance)

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

(Reblogged from blazwura)

jandjob:

today’s smoky eye brought to you by yesterday’s eyeliner

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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(Reblogged from dismaydistance)

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

(Source: queerhound)

(Reblogged from dismaydistance)

"come downstairs and socialize"

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If you don’t like to read, you haven’t found the right book.
J.K. Rowling (via feellng)

чети Хари Потър! (via fading-fingerprints)
(Reblogged from ruthiegasson)

anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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(Source: readm03475587639r)

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delzdesigns:

Sharpies aren’t even sharp.

(Reblogged from delzdesigns)